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About needle_in_a_haystack
We gravitate towards those who are real, honest and down to earth. You must be able to laugh and not take life so seriously. There cannot be any jealousy nor any expectations. For us it's the friendship first. Sharing is the special treat, the sprinkles on the sundae... and we really like sundaes! With lots of whipped up cream...
Sometimes we play on a first meeting; but more often not. Don't be offended if we don't; it's one of our few rules. We like to get to know u at least a bit b4 we, well u know, become intimate. But we always play on the second...
Now here's the answers to the big questions... (1) Same room or separate? Originally it was always the same but 'friends' introduced us to separate and now we are comfortable w/ either. (2) Condoms or bareback? Until we get to know you and all are comfortable, condoms are preferred. We test regularly.
Both vaccinated (Pfizer) and triple boosted (Pfizer then Moderna then Pfizer) against the vid. and we got it anyway in May & July '22 & Feb '23... so much for vaccines...
We are a no frills couple. Her boobs are real as is her hair color. His body is the real deal thanks to mother nature. His hair color is real, well, what's left of it. The nest is empty; we're loving life and all that it has to offer.
Both have tastefully done body art. You'll see it in our pics. Intelligent but not intellectual. Can carry on a conversation and cook up a storm both in and out of the kitchen. We are nudists and have a 5th wheel at SunnyRest Resort in the Poconos... All over tan in the summer. You can usually find us near to the outdoor hot tub or at our site (B21)... We have a Big Green Egg and Blackstone Griddle on our expanded deck. Did we say we love to entertain? Also members of Caliente in Land O' Lakes and make it there three times per year, hopefully becoming real snowbirds in October '23...
Mark - 69
- Gender
- NA
- Orientation
- Straight
- Height
- 5' 8"
- Weight
- 165
- Hometown
- Branchville, NJ
- Education
- Religion
- Income Level
- None of your Business
- Occupation
- Technology Consulting / Semi-Retired
- Kids
- Smokes
- Drinks
MimiCrystal - 67
- Gender
- Woman
- Orientation
- Straight
- Height
- 5' 1"
- Weight
- 145
- Hometown
- Education
- Religion
- Income Level
- None of your Business
- Occupation
- Kids
- I have grown children
- Smokes
- Drinks
Here for
- Online Fun
- Threesomes
- Soft Swap
- Full Swap
- Anything Goes
Who I'd like to meet
We are most interested in similar couples to our age and preferences and are open to most anything on the lifestyle side. Few rules, just want you to be honest about your age, physicality, likes, desires.We accept everyone for who they are and expect the same. Are we perfect? No. But we're not looking for perfection either 'cause if we were we'd be awfully lonely... If that's not you, then move on. If it is, then keep reading :-)Our free time is limited so it will be quality and not quantity... We always play together; we like to hear each other's sounds of pleasure but not a deal breaker, as we said, same bed if it's large enuf; or separate rooms but never alone as we're in this as one. Since we are nudists we are always smooth where it counts. It would be nice if u r 2 but not a requirement. 'C' prefers he be circumcised but not a hard requirement... hard is a requirement though :-) We are non-smokers; if u must that is okay but don't light up in bed 15 seconds after the deed is done. And even though we are teetotalers, we are not prohibitionists. Both of these are our decisions which support our zest for a long and active life. In describing ourselves we say we are physically and mentally fit, this is how we stay that way. Both 420 friendly; he partakes, she doesn't. Neither are bi or bi-curious but we're not homophobic either; contact occurs, enjoy the moment... ;-p
My Interests
We've been in the lifestyle since 2006 so there isn't much we haven't seen or done. We do have limits; for instance being tied up and suspended from the ceiling isn't on our bucket list but being massaged with warm coconut oil by multiple sets of hands certainly could be... Occasionally attend hotel takeovers or private parties. We've been to clubs and mostly go with other couples rather than try and meet someone there as we find them to be very cliquey...We gravitate more towards social swinging (small group of regular couples or singles) but orgiastic (larger group parties) is always fun. We don't consider ourselves hedonistic (couple to couple but lots of variety, the opposite of social). But the door is always open to most anything if the time and vibes are right. Keep reading. Went on our first LS cruise in November 21 and signed up for November 22 & 23 & 24. Think we enjoyed it? Also attended Naught In N'awlins 22 and signed up for 23... Made great friends at both and looking forward to making and meeting ;-p more... Hedonism next?
Movies
Music
Varied, classic rock, blues, jazz, some hip hop...
My Heroes
Neil Armstrong & Buzz Aldrin & we can't forget Michael Collins...
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