Humphrey

About Humphrey

Gentleman aging gratefully ... adventuring carefully = straight white man ; ; 6' tall ; 200 lbs ; desmogenic ; health-oriented ; single for a long time. Conservative in most ways ; race realist ; seeking straight people who enjoy good clean erotic fun. I've been told I'm a gifted masseur. I am a "pleaser", meaning = it gives me great pleasure, to give a lady great pleasure.
hale and hearty and ready to meet my female complement ; I used to have a high IQ. Smoking = no, nor drugs 'cept caffein and sugar so I am a bit flabbier than I wish to be, yet still agile. I'm interested in 'life extension', of which good sex is an important part

I did live with a woman for a decade, but that was a long time ago. I'm what's called "vanilla" = in-experienced in what I see here on TS. And that's fine with me. More and better pics of me on TrueNudists as 'Humpfrey'.

I've had far fewer sex partners in my life than most men in my age cohort. I have never been to a prostitute: even in the long, long 'dry spell' I went through after divorce ... nor will I. Thus = I'm as clean and healthy and happily horny a man of my vintage, as you'll find. I joke that I am = "eccentric but not dangerously-so". But aren't we all for being on this website?!

I will not be taking the poisoned needle, so = factor that in

My ideal Person
I subscribe to this website as an intelligent, efficient honest way to connect with a woman who's ready and eager! to trade sexual favours. Let's do what we can, with what we've got, whilst we still have it. ... likely candidate ] a lady who was in a monogamous marriage and is considering recreational sex ... willing to indulge each other in mutually joyous orgasms. Perhaps .. but not necessarily ... accompanying me to play with another straight couple. I'd especially suit a lady who's keen to actualize a scenario where another, straight man would join us for tagteam humping.
Social nudism is one of my hobbies, so, it would be great to meet a lady who's comfortable with that, or, intrigued to try.

After getting an education on AdultFriendFinder and TrueSwingers, I realize I was, and still am, longing to treat a lady to cunnilingus unto orgasm while her husband watches. And the converse = sitting back and watching our male friend pleasure my lady sex partner. I am eagerly ! looking forward to playing with a couple who enjoy the 'hotwife' scenario. So I'd be a good friend for a straight couple who would appreciate the company of this gentleman for an especially erotic occasion. I want to meet people who approach sex as good clean fun.
BDS+M anal and stuff like that puts me off, so please don't even mention it.

lately I've come upon the book Sex as Nature Intended it by Kristen O'Hara. About why circumcision is wrong. Plus : foreskin restoration ! I highly recommend it... astounding !!

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