So I have a below average size cock, rock hard, I'm only 4" and 4" around. I used to be embarrassed, but then one day realized, hey, when you get lemons, make lemonade, and I do it better than most. All of the things I saw only big dick guys doing, that I dreamed of doing but thought I never could suddenly became a possibility. Its all in attitude. and I love to make people laugh and whats funnier than a small bouncing boner! lol! and trust me, I bounce it with gusto!

When i " came out" about my small dick size, lol, i found out there are many that prefer smaller. I use it to my advantage.
I entertain, and get booked for nude party games ( ring toss on my boner, etc)
Nude erected waiter, and fully nude erected comedic stripping. I use my small size to my advantage. Because of my smaller size and attitude, im often booked before the average hung gq models. Of course, huge always gets booked first, lol, and body builder types, but im often booked to open or get the party started by using humor. If its an all female crowd, they put me on first to take the tension out of the room, by getting them to laugh and have fun and not feel threatened by a nude guy with a boner. Especially a small one. ( i have them introduce me by saying, " our first performer, was booked by your husbands and boyfriends to skew your perspective on dick size!
So ladies, give a big hand for a little prick, Dicky B Tooshort!"
That sets the tone, and it helps with my nerves ( because its terrifying and embarassing, but after, much more erotic than at the time)
So when booking, they can choose
"PG-13" act ( where i strip but keep my boner covered until the very last second, just a quick reveal and buck my hips and bounce my boner , like 3 seconds, i flop my hardon so fast they dont even really see much. Not with that quick and that much motion! ( this is my second most requested)
"R" rated: i get completely nude about 1/2 of the way of through my number, revealing my fully erected 4" boner, and dancing, flopping it to the beat, but never touching or stroking myself, its not presented erotically, just for fun, and at the end i interact a bit. This is my most popular booking.
And theres the
"The X" or " moneyshot " act: same as above but i stroke some during and at the very end i jerk off to a special sobg with a big finish called " pump it up" and just as i start to cum i pull my hand off and shoot hands free so my boner twitches, spasms and bounces with each spurt of cum. Im so nervous i usually shoot tons, and far.
Guys book this one the most if its all male crowd, the R second if mixed.
All Female audiences book this,one the least as winen really dont like to see cumshots, they really arent turned on by the site if a dick anyway, they like asses more, its more so about the power switch. A nude guy for their amusement.
( one time i did on accident cum during a female R booking, i was standing up on 2 chairs in the audience, fully nude and erected, i hadnt cum in over a week, and all that flopping my boner and nuts gets,me sensitive. Some gal behind me, wanted her friend to get a picture ( or video, not sure) she came from behind, reached around, grabbed my boner, peeked around the side of me, giving a thumbs up to her friend with the camera and jerked my boner- i had just been flopping it really fast, then her jerking, and i thought, oh no, and i tried pulling her hand off but too late and there on full display, as i was standing on two chairs, one foot on each, legs apart, i shot my wadd! It was so embarassing, but they all screamed and cheered. Except the older woman next to the gal with the camera. A huge wad of cum sprayed her black velour jacket! ( well women dont understand you dont choose to cum, you cant stop a speeding train.) She thought it was all fun til then)
After my number, i got escorted to the lady who booked me, by two big dyke security guards, and there was the older lady and other 2 gals, and i got chewed out as i stood there buck naked, with a red face and even redder, almost purple by now boner, due to the tight cock rings i was wearing to keep me hard, as i dont find women sexually attractive. I was told id have to pay for drycleaning and ruining her jacket. So she didnt pay me my $40 bucks! All that work and driving there and embarassment and lose the pay!
Now in hindsite its hillarious and people laugh when i tell it. It IS funny!
But that was really the only negative thing ever.

Write me ( send pics to me if you like) to
Jasonkershman@yahoo.com

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