Embarassing Erection
Has anyone ever been caught in a situation where they had an embarrassing erection? That happened to me one time at a nudist club when my wife bent down to get something out of our bag. Seeing her do that instantly caused me to get an erection. I had been standing there chatting with the owner and had no way to hide it. When he saw my erection, he wasn't too pleased. There were other instances at the nudist clubs when I came very close to getting a full erection in front of the ladies and I had to really concentrate not to.
I've gotten "semi's" at the resort quite a few times; but as long as the penis is still "pointing down", it's relatively innocuous. You're just going to look well-endowed.
It's much harder to conceal when it's a full erection; and most people will notice it if you don't immediately lay on your stomach. Then you have to wait it out and think about something really unpleasant to get rid of it. Throwing a towel on top of it makes it too obvious that you're hiding a hard dick.
The only time I've gotten embarrassed was one day in the resort pool during my first marriage. My wife and I had the pool to ourselves (it was early in the day), and my wife was being playful with me. She couldn't swim, I was trying to teach her, and she kept grabbing me and pressing her tits against me. It didn't take long for me to get an erection. When she realized I was hard, being the prankster she was, she decided to lean into it, literally. Rubbing against my hard dick. So at that point I'm throbbing. Then she takes the prank to the next level by taking off, out of the pool, leaving me with a throbbing erection. I tried to wait it out; but I wasn't getting soft. So I decided to just bite the bullet and exit the pool.
I was lucky though. There were only a few people on the other side of the pool area, and they didn't seem to be paying us any attention. So I made a quick beeline back to our lounge chairs, with my hard dick just bouncing around. If anyone saw me, they didn't say anything, which was a great relief. And my wife, like a jerk, was giggling the entire time lol!
I can't imagine pulling that off at our current resort. The pool area is always packed with people, and an erection would be noticed immediately. But I'd be a liar if I said there wasn't a bit of a thrill to it. Not just from "breaking nudist etiquette"; but also from just feeling my hard dick throbbing openly and freely.
I've gotten "semi's" at the resort quite a few times; but as long as the penis is still "pointing down", it's relatively innocuous. You're just going to look well-endowed...It's much harder to conceal when it's a full erection; and most people will notice it if you don't immediately lay on your stomach...The only time I've gotten embarrassed was one day in the resort pool during my first marriage. ..my wife was being playful with me... When she realized I was hard, being the prankster she was, she decided to lean into it....leaving me with a throbbing erection.
I, too, have had the experience of being semi erect in front of other members at our nudist club. You are right that as long as the penis is still pointing down, its relatively innocuous. The problem for me was that that, once a I was in the danger zone, it wouldnt have taken much more stimulation to cause me to become fully erect. I have seen other guys at our club in the predicament of being semi erect and wondered how they managed to maintain control.
That is a very funny story about your first wife embarrassing you. My wife is similar to her in that she can be a bit naughty. There were times when we were sunbathing at our nudist club and she would deliberately try to tease me in a subtle way. I think she wanted to embarrass me in front of the other women. She would giggle if I started to get hard. I usually managed to avoid getting a full erection.
Sometimes I would deliberately put myself in a vulnerable situation. For example, my wife and I liked to go for a walk along the path past the lots where the members had their campers. Nudist etiquette indicates that a nudist should bring a towel to sit on. Towels also come in handy for a man to cover himself with in case he gets an erection. We were both completely naked and without towels when we went on our walks because we didn't see the need to take them with us.
I remember one time when we stopped to chat with another couple by their camper. While we were talking, my wife playfully rubbed my side. I think she was just being affectionate, but I really had to struggle not to get hard. On the one hand, I was thinking that that would be very embarrassing! On the other hand, I was also thinking, the hell with it, I might as well just let it happen. Somehow, I managed to maintain control.
I have seen men at our nudist club who were embarrassed at having an erection. It doesn't happen very often, but it does happen. I remember one time when a single male who my wife and I were friends with was dancing naked with a young woman and he got a big erection. Everyone could see. He was obviously embarrassed and quickly scooted off the dance floor. Another friend (he happened to be married) was dancing naked with a woman and he also got an erection. He was VERY embarrassed. I think in that second incident the woman had deliberately pressed against him so as to tease him and cause him to get hard.
We dont see any problem with having an erection in public at a nudist beach. The first few time I went I had what we call a semi and my wife was ok with it. She was also complimented about it by other males. She told them that it got the job done. This last May at Apollo Beach we met a single guy and he had a cock and ball strap on I guess to keep him in a semi state. After asking him to join us we chatted a bit and finally she asked him what the strap was for. He began a long explanation about how it project his package out etc etc and etc. sh seemed very interested it it.
We dont see any problem with having an erection in public at a nudist beach. The first few time I went I had what we call a semi and my wife was ok with it. She was also complimented about it by other males. She told them that it got the job done. This last May at Apollo Beach we met a single guy and he had a cock and ball strap on I guess to keep him in a semi state. After asking him to join us we chatted a bit and finally she asked him what the strap was for. He began a long explanation about how it project his package out etc etc and etc. sh seemed very interested it it.
And she kept talking to him about it. He was very cool about it. Then he asked me if it was ok to put something else on and around his cock and balls which BTW he had very big balls. He took his strap off then took his watch off his wrist which had a Velcro strap on it. He wraps it around his cock and balls then smiles and say how do you like my cock-clock! My wife smiled and replied back that she needed a closer look at it to tell time. He looked at me and i smiled and told him to go for it! He moved pretty close and my wife got a good close up view of it. She then told him he had a beautiful cock and lovely big balls. At this point o was getting a bit hard so I got up and left him and her to chat a bit so I could go cool down in the water. When I got back to them he had convinced her to take her suit too and bottom off. When I got close to them she told me he had suggested to her that when in Rome, do as the Romans do. Ad when she looked around she was the only one with a suit on. So she had him help her out of her suit. BTW he was now sporting a big boner as he chatted with her which I could tell she was very amazed with! A great time that day at Apollo Beach.
He asked us if we could use his cell phone to video him coming out of the water as he wanted to send it to his waxing lady friend. I said ok and then suggested that my wife do the honors as she was great taking pictures. He asked her and she said yes. He also asked her to take a few pictures too. She had fun doing it so when she was finished I asked him to use my wifes cell to take a few of us. He did. Then he handed her cell back to her and said take a few of me. She did. She then texted them to him. Later that evening he texted her the 2 short videos and a few pictures to her. He asked if we wanted to meet for drinks to se where that would take us. I believe he was wanting to set up for a MFM 3 some. Sad my wife never texted him back.
We dont see any problem with having an erection in public at a nudist beach. The first few time I went I had what we call a semi and my wife was ok with it. She was also complimented about it by other males. She told them that it got the job done.
Before I got married, I used to visit a clothing optional beach. I enjoyed chatting with the ladies and was seldom embarrassed if I got an erection in front of them. But when I started going to the nudist clubs with my wife, I needed to be very careful to avoid getting an erection that others could see. That could have gotten me into some serious trouble. But, despite my best efforts to keep from becoming aroused, there were a few times when I lost control and got a hard-on anyway. In fact, there were a few of times when my wife deliberately teased me so as to try to get me hard in front of other people. She enjoyed embarrassing me sometimes.
So at that point I'm throbbing. Then she takes the prank to the next level by taking off, out of the pool, leaving me with a throbbing erection. I tried to wait it out; but I wasn't getting soft. So I decided to just bite the bullet and exit the pool.
I guess in that situation you've just got to read the crowd. At a nudist club I'd hope any witnesses would be sympathetic to the context of the situation, although some do seem excessively prudish in that respect, speaking as someone who's only ever visited beaches rather than clubs. After having a similar experience at a textile family beach some time ago (where I was able to wait things out in the water) I'd now be less inhibited about calling the bluff of my wife leaving the water by following her as I am. Remaining close to her in that situation would likely point :-) the blame where it belongs!
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