Shorts Fell to Floor

I was in a gas station men's room taking a piss. Not wearing a t-shirt. My shorts were really loose -- no pockets. I was holding stuff in both hands and tried to lower my shorts enough to take a piss. They fell to the floor. Standing there nude. I figured, whatever.

There was a guy standing at the urinal next to me, he either didn't notice or simply didn't care. Gave no indication that he noticed my shorts were on the floor.

Another guy entered the men's room while the other guy was still standing next to me. The guy who entered noticed I was nude. He stared fixedly at the wall well above the sinks. OMG! He might see another man's butt. I always want to say, "Using this anatomically correct doll, please show the court exactly where you were injured."

After I had finished my piss and had pulled up my shorts (so, he was watching), he glared at me in a rather psychotic manner -- but didn't say a word. I went out into the convenience store, fixed myself a coffee, paid for it, and when out to my car -- which was parked at the curb next to the door. When he came out, he noticed me and did the glare thing again and we walked by. I started the car, pulled around to the drive way. We wasn't in his car and I drove past him. Glared again.

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