anyone in birmingham up for this

This being having all our clothes ripped off. Wouldn't it be fun to have a clothes ripping party. Everyone rips each other's clothes off until we're all naked and surrounded by rags. If someone arrived late they would really be set upon - clothes in tatters before they can say hello. (It's too bad if it's the neighbour coming round to complain about the noise - serves them right.)

Incidentally I did leave a party recently wearing only my top-coat and shoes.

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