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Do you get into any trouble having all those cock piercings and things? I would think the TSA would pull you out of like for lots of questions!

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If you're asking me - yes I set off the airport security alarm on one flight in two. The last time the security guard asked his female colleague to check if there were any weapons hidden under my kilt. She looked embarrassed, realising how she'd have to search and frisk me. and a queue was building up. To keep it simple I just lifted the kilt showing her there as absolutely nothing under it - except ME. She smiled.

Has anyone else flashed at a security officer?

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While waiting for my latest flight to Spain a lady asked if I would let her see under my kilt. So I showed her.

On the flight home my kilt got caught up giving a full rear view to the lady who had got up to let me go to the toilet.

I wear nothing under the kilt and both ladies were pleased.

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I have never flashed a security agent, but since I never wear underwear and for some reason always set off the metal detector and the full body scan...?! I always get patted down, and when the male agent does the search and want to run the back of his hand inside the waistband of my underwear, I just say "I don't have any on" everytime I've done that they always pull the waistband of my pants out so that they can see for themselves that I am not wearing any...lol It's great fun!! None of the agents ever batted any eye...some have confessed under their breath that they don't wear any either. That's always good for a chuckle.

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What would be fun at airport security would be to wear oversized trousers or kilt held up by a belt. They always tell you to take the belt off. Would it be your fault of the trouser (or kilt) fell to the floor?

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PS this was taken mid air on my last flight:

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Yesterday I was flying home when 6 tipsy ladies asked what was under my kilt. So I showed them - nothing but me.

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I'll be flying in my kilt on Christmas Eve

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I'll be flying in my kilt on Christmas Eve

I did. And I flew home again in my kilt on 3 January. My son thinks I'll be banned from Ryanair and Stansted Airport - the airline and airport I use most frequently. Is it because I fly in my kilt 20 times each year or because I keep lifting it to show inquisitive ladies what is under it (nothing, only me).

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