Male Bonding Rituals

What is up ma brothers in arms. I saw a movie today which made me thinking of things we do to create
a male bonding experience. Sometimes we just drink beers and watch football together. But some of us..
well.. some of us.. are always going to be frat boys at heart. We come straight out and pull funny pranks and horse around
with each other because sometimes its easier than coming out and saying " your my bro i love you and i trust you!"
So what do we do instead?

Well me and my friends pull pranks on each other like tea bagging, mooning each other up close and flashing
the coin slot, etc. Then we would get drunk play poker and use dares and stripping as currency. ( which even till
this day helps feed our need to be competitive without spending too much money. Dares like having to kiss another
bro's foot.. kissing ass.. kissing a bro's sac, etc. At the time it was fun and hilarious "humiliating" each other by doing
pranks and dares like that but in the end, it said what words could not.. that we had bonded close and we had each other's
backs.

Some cynics are probably saying we're gay or " at least bi" ( or so i've been told) but no we're straight but we just
have lost those hang ups a while back. Which brings me to our bro bonding rituals that have developed over the years. One that i will share with you guys ( cause lets be honest a lot of stuff that happens between bros stays between bros - but this i think you'll find interesting)

One night we had all been drinking and had gone skinny dipping, at like 2am, we stayed naked and just relaxed naked as we just hung out. We had decided to do a sleep over so we could watch the Super Bowl the next day and just make a weekend of it. (this was the 1st of our yearly ritual) - anyhow.. i was the only one uncircumcised and they finally broke down to admit they were curious about my over hang. One buddy just reached up and grabbed and just started rubbing the soft skin .. it was obvious it wasn't sexual .. he was examining it like scientist. Eventually they all rubbed it the same way like it was a lucky rabbits foot. Next day.... the team we had been rooting for won.
The following year again we were drinking and one guy thought maybe it brought us good luck.. and they all did it again. ....and again..
the team we wanted to win, did.

Eventually - one of my buddies had read about "docking" - that is when you pull your foreskin over a circumcised guy's
head so he could feel what foreskin would feel like. We were alone and so i said "sure why not" .. did we get a little stiff
during this experiment., sure.. but you try not getting hard when your rubbing against something. We're rubbing wiener heads, talking about hot girls etc.. Next day my buddy got this promotion he really wanted so needless to say we do that on occasion now when he really wants something. but it actually brought us closer.

We don't get to hang that often anymore, wives, children.. real life happens...but we still try to get together a few times a year
act like frat boys again and do our bro bonding rituals.

One day i'll have to tell you guys about our good luck "Elephant Walk" dance.

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