The Origin of a Christmas Tradition

Santa was very cross. It was Christmas Eve and NOTHING was going
right. Mrs. Claus had burned all the cookies. The elves were
complaining about not getting paid for the overtime they had while
making the toys. The reindeer had been drinking all afternoon and
were dead drunk. To make matters worse, they had taken the sleigh
out for a spin earlier in the day and had crashed it into a tree.
Santa was furious. "I can't believe it! I've got to deliver
billions of presents all over the world in just a few hours and all
of my reindeer are drunk, the elves are on strike and I don't
even have a Christmas tree!
I sent that stupid Little Angel out HOURS ago to find a tree and he
isn't even back yet! What am I going to do?"
Just then, the Little Angel opened the front door and stepped in
from the snowy night, dragging a Christmas tree. He says "Yo, fat
man! Where do you want me to stick the tree this year?"
And thus the tradition of angels atop Christmas trees came to pass

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